christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it